Lyons Quotes

"Every woman needs a man."

"That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell."

"She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live."

"Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely"

"Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id."