"Intelligent men are dangerous."
"Women are sneaky."
"Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately."
"The only certainty life contains is death."
"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him."
"Only cowards torture women."
"He sighed. " I don't think an apology will do, Mercy. Because an apology implies that you wouldn't do it again. And, under the circumstances, you wouldn't do anything differently, would you?""No."
"A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter."
"A king who trusts no man is weak."
"Some people are boys longer than others."