"Your psychotic behavior and constant temper tantrums intrigue me."
"I’ll dream up a world where you never existed. A world you could never live in. I’ll live there without you."
"You cannot mistake thisYou cannot reinvent this moment You cannot call this loveIt is so much more"
"And I don’t even like you, but the pain of life without you is biting."
"I want your most vital organ. I want it to be mine."
"No heartbreak has grieved me as much to discover, the calorie content of my peanut butter."
"There’s nothing worse than writing. There’s nothing better than writing. It’s like the man you hate to love, love to hate and never really come to terms with any of the feelings."
"My insides turn outward in acknowledgement of your absence. My heart slips out of my chest and down into my gut."
"Poor Mr. Zum now he was un-fun and had no funs left who wanted to entertain him. What a qerbackle, what an un-fun pickle to be in."