"Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater."
"Old age is no place for sissies."
"If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent."
"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch."
"I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache."
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year."