"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years."
"The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle."
"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"Are we not like two volumes of one book?"
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
"Its funny but have you ever noticed that the more special something is, the more people seem to take it for granted? Its like they think it won't ever change."
"Where there is love there is life."
"Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same."