Sarcastic Quotes

"Do dead people like music? I hope they listen to mine if they do, in their coffins, in the cold underworld, between the mind and the body in an insomniac wall of sleep."

"Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down."

"Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking."More or less," Arriane said"

"I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic."

"Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you."

"It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense."

"Good to know: Doctors can't cure you of being a beast."

"Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?"

"Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose."

"I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek."